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The requested object does not exist on this server. The link you followed is either outdated, inaccurate, or the server has been instructed not to let you have it. Furthermore, I am getting sick and tired of your persistent, anarchic attitude. Did mother ever tell you that sitting there all day on the computer, talking to some jackoff claiming to be one of the guys who was on the writing staff of "Seinfeld", and creating "nude" pictures of Janet Reno using your beloved Adobe Photoshop program you spent your hard-earned money on (which you've probably earned from drug deals, prostitution and/or your job with those assholes at Pizza Hut), will not make you anything in life? Instead, it may turn you into a sick, defenseless, putrid leech of a person, deprived of communication to the outside world after all these years, trying to make up for those years that he once lost, because he lost them to a god-forsaken computer, a computer which is probably a 2.0. Why the hell are you wasting your time on a 2.0 for, you cheap bastard! A 2.0 is shit compared to Windows 98 and Netscape Communicator! But, then again, you wouldn't know that, since your eyes are constantly glued to the computer screen, as you try to hook up with some chick on AOL you don't even know, and the ugly truth is, she's a he, AOL discontinues your service, and in the end, you wind up being screwed by TWO sources. Look, I'm not trying to make a difference in your life, I'm just hoping you see the light. Look at me, I was just the guy who originally had the idea of the Internet, and some scumbag gets full credit for it! And what did he ever do, huh? Probably a desk clerk or something, doesn't even know the difference between JAVA and a cup of coffee. Look, I got to go, I'm due for my dose of prozac, but remember what I told you, or else I'll have to confront you again should you happen to discover another defunct link. Until next time, take care of yourself, and each other. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite. Y'all come back now, ya hear! Peace!